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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…
Holy shit. “I want these pillows looking like microwaveable popcorn bags 3 minutes deep!”.
Always reblog.
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i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
it censored the butt in butter
this game is rated M
reeses penis FUCKer cups
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Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die
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listen
if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested
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emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..
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